Not Enough Sage For This Shit Tote Bag – Mystic Tarot Skeleton Hand Canvas Tote, Sarcastic Spiritual Carryall

For the ones who cleanse the vibes… but the vibes keep fighting back.

This mystical canvas tote features a cosmic tarot‑style design with a skeletal hand clutching a bundle of sage, framed by vibrant celestial colors and unapologetic attitude. With bold artwork and witchy humor, this bag is perfect for anyone who’s spiritually exhausted, energetically done, and fully aware that some days require more sage than the planet can provide.

Whether you’re hauling groceries, crystals, spellwork supplies, or emotional baggage that isn’t yours, this tote brings personality, sarcasm, and celestial flair everywhere it goes.

Why you’ll love it: 🖤 Cosmic tarot artwork with bold, vibrant detail 🖤 Durable, reusable canvas for everyday chaos 🖤 Lightweight but strong enough for all your “cleanse this energy” errands 🖤 Perfect blend of mystical + sarcastic 🖤 Makes a hilarious gift for witchy souls and vibe-sensitive humans

Perfect for: Spiritual girlies & witchy aesthetics Tarot and astrology lovers Anyone who’s “energetically done” People who sage before they snap

Cleanse lightly. Carry boldly. Laugh through the chaos.

• 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability

• Flat-corner construction for a slim, compact profile

• Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching

• Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India

• Available in natural and black color options

• Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron

• Spot clean

• Do not bleach

• Line dry