The Dirty Martini Tote Bag – Sarcastic Skeleton Disco Canvas Tote, Dark Humor Cocktail Carryall for Chaos Lovers

For the ones who party like it’s their funeral — and still demand top-shelf.

This vibrant canvas tote features a rainbow-haired skeleton raising a martini glass under a glittering disco ball, surrounded by cosmic sparkle and unapologetic vibes. With the bold caption “THE DIRTY MARTINI,” this design is perfect for anyone who’s equal parts glam, ghostly, and just a little bit unhinged.

Bright colors, cocktail-core sass, and skeleton chic make this tote a walking mood. Whether you’re hauling snacks, notebooks, or emotional baggage, this bag brings the drama with a wink and a twist.

Why you’ll love it:

🍸 Bold, colorful artwork with disco flair 🍸 Durable canvas that handles your daily chaos 🍸 Lightweight, reusable, and full of attitude 🍸 Perfect mix of spooky, sarcastic, and cocktail-core 🍸 Makes a hilarious gift for your favorite glam ghoul

Perfect for:

Skeletons who still sparkle Sarcastic souls with a taste for trouble Anyone who’s ever said “I’m dead inside” while sipping top-shelf Chaos lovers, cocktail queens, and disco ghosts

Sip boldly. Sparkle loudly. Own it fully.

Product features
- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability
- Flat-corner construction for a slim, compact profile
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India
- Available in natural and black color options

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry